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Chinese Proverbs

"Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
"Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
"Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion."
"Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
"He who sit on hot stove shall rise again."

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Sweet nothings, with a bit more to them. . .

Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry? When we imagine? When we kiss? This is because the most beautiful things in the world are unseen.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind, but keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life.

Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched and those who have tried. For only they can appreciate the importance of the people who have touched their lives.

A great love? It's when you shed tears and still you care for him/her, it's when he/she ignores you and still you long for him/her. It's when he/she begins to love another and yet you still smile and say I'm happy for you.

If love fails, set yourself free, let your heart spread its wings and fly again. Remember you may find love and lose it, but when love dies, you never have to die with it.

The strongest people are not those who always win but those who stand back up when they fall.

Somehow along the course of life, you learn about yourself and realize there should never be regrets, only a lifelong appreciation of the choices you made.

A true friend understands when you say, I forgot; waits forever when you say, just a minute; stays when you say leave me alone; opens the door even before you knock and says can I come in?

Loving is not how you forget but how you forgive, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on.

It's more dangerous to weep inwardly rather than outwardly. Outward tears can be wiped away while secret tears scar forever.

In love, very rarely do we win, but when love is true, even if you lose, you still win just for having the tingle of loving someone more than you love yourself.

There comes a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has stopped loving us but because we have found out that they'd be happier if we let go.

It's best to wait for the one you want than settle for one that's available. Best to wait for the one you love, than one who is around. Best to wait for the right one because life is too short to waste on just someone.

Sometimes the one you love turns out to be the one who hurts you the most, and sometimes the friend who takes you into his/her arms and cries when you cry turns out to be the love you never knew you wanted.

If you really love someone never let go, don't believe that letting go means that you love best, instead fight for your love, that's what true love is.

Laugh to your heart's content; you cannot go through life without it.


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1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

3. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship- and find out you still care for that person.

4. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

5. When the door of happiness closes, another opens but oftentimes we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

6. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

7. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it rrives.

8. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours.

9. There are things you'd love to hear that you would never hear from the person whom you would like to hear them from, but don't be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from his heart.

10. Never say goodbye if you still want to try - never give up if you still feel you can go on - never say you don't love a person anymore if you can't let go.

11. Love comes to those who still hope although they've been disappointed- to those who still believe although they've been betrayed, need to love those who still love although they've been hurt before.

12. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

13. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Hope you find the one that makes you smile.

14. There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! Hope you dream of that special someone.

15. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

16. The best and most beautiful things in this world can neither be seen nor touched, but can be felt with the heart.

17. Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person, too. Don't be so quick to judge.

18. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.

19. The beginning of love is to let those we love be just themselves, and not twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.

20. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

21. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives.

22. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

23. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

24. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.

And last but not least...

25. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy.

"While others may argue about whether the world ends with a bang or a whimper, I just want to make sure mine doesn't end with a whine."


Cute Sayings

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…

Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.

All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!!

Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

Adults are just kids with money.

In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

The worst kind of love is the one when you want someone but you know you can’t have them.

If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players ?

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

Don’t waste your time on a guy that isn’t willing to waste his time on you.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Count your age with friends but not with years.

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.

A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything.

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you cant, youre right!

Never look back unless youre planning to go that way.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.

The best proof of love is trust.

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Anyone can hate. It costs to love.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Having nothing, nothing can you lose.

Don’t drown the man who taught you to swim.


Depressing Sayings

In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.

Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven.

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction.

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.

Let your tears come. Let them water your soul.

The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

To perceive is to suffer.

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.

Death row is a state of mind.


You don't have to talk about how great you are- let your actions do the
talking!

Don't be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.

If I was an angel I'd make your wishes come true - but I'm just a human
girl luvin you!!

Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents, accidents in the back seat
causes kids!!

it was the night before Christmas when all through the house,
everybody was stoned including the mouse

If you need space join NASA!

If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.


If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...

Some times your mind doesn't want u 2 be in love. but deep down u know you
are....


Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck
is my ceiling!

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with
your smile


*everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a
masterpiece!


A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who
Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...


The question is not Who am I
it's Am I who I am?

Due to the lack of funding the light at the end of the tunnel has been
turned off!!


sometimes stupid people do smart things~

A heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if you want it
broken. just give it to a boy

Below are some funny msn quotes you can use on the instant messenger tools...

Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan

Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick Cavett

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love
with your smile

Always give 3 weeks notice when you quit. It gives you extra time to screw around.

If you need space join NASA!

If man could create the perfect woman, he'd probably cheat on her.

Don't judge a book by it's cover -- judge it by the movie.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I'm knot dumb!